Thanks indeed to that fine fellow, Herr Thomas Schulz, for the creation of this branding iron. For future live assaults, as well as offering cheap beer in the car park, dodgy merchandise and an evenings all round entertainment, we can offer a branding service for your family and friends. I can think of nothing better than having the SOLSTICE logo branded on your arm or chest. We'll be offering this service for a paltry £9.99, with your money back and a ride to the nearest burns unit if you're not satisfied.
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